It’s My (Blogs) Birthday!
Can I get some cake? Some candles?! Some PRESENTS?!
No. Because I am currently in bed with horrible, spirit crushing, all over shittastic flu.
This is me.
Look how sad I am. And unattractive. Being ill is pretty damn soul destroying (except when you weigh yourself after 4 days of fasting and you’ve lost half a stone! WHEY!)
But, hey! It’s my blogs birthday, and we must celebrate somehow.
…So all my poor blog gets is a high five. I feel so ashamed. But I’m too tired to argue with myself. I must get into bed and take some pills. And watch CSI, because that it all that is keeping me sane.
HIGH FIVE BLOG. HIGH FIVE.