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Golden Globes 2013

Kristen Stewart wasn’t around so they had to pick on someone’s love life at the Golden Globes. It’s the rule. You either pick on Mel Gibson (because why wouldn’t you?) or you say funny things about famous peoples love lives. Taylor Swift is fair game, as she writes a shit load of songs about her love life and makes bazillions from it.

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And yet she gets all annoyed when two classy broads make light of her situation.

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‘I hate you, I hate Adele, I hate Harry Styles. I HATE EVERYONE! AND NOW I’M GOING TO WRITE ABOUT IT!’

And everyone else is like…

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‘I don’t know who that girl is but I wish she’d smile more.’

(Though, to be fair, she is good at writing about her exes, so she may as well. And she looked pretty. And she’d just lost out on an award. MAYBE I’M BEING TOO HARSH.)

…then I think, no. Tommy Lee Jones has it right. She should smile more.

Ps. There were some very pretty dresses on the red carpet last night but it’s late and I’m tired. I’ll do a massively massive Oscar night post where I critique dresses and say they look like bin liners and stuff. Trust me, you’ll love it.

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This Abbey's Going Down TOWN

I loved this picture when I first saw it….I love it even more with the caption.