‘Wait, you’re not doing a full blown Oscar dress post? With designer commentary, tiaras and sparkles?!’
Well, no. Because everything was so DULL this year!
There was just no ‘OH MY GOD, HER LEG LOOKS LIKE IT’S POSSESSED!’ moment. Everyone looked fairly safe (though kudos on the animal accessories, Quvenzhané Wallis. I now want a bag shaped like a dog.)
Everyone knows the after party is where it’s at. After the 10 hour show, everyone’s like ‘Uh, get me out of this couture shit, I have’t been able to eat all day in case I spill something on it. GET IT OFF ME!’
And POOF, some magic clothes fairy comes and brings them a rocking frock that they can get their groove on in.
So these are my favourites. We will probably have to agree to disagree on some of them.
1. Jessica Day (aka Zooey Deschanel) rocking some old lady chic. But in the best way possible.
2. Lily Collins. Top half- flowers, pretty, kind of naked? Bottom half- Retro mermaid.
3. This doesn’t even need justifying. Jennifer Lawrence looks good in Calvin Klein.
4. Mrs. Bloom. Going all Gatsby on us. Love it.
What were your favourite looks from last night?